No Way...

I saw a headline on Yahoo! that a returning contestant to Dancing With the Stars had a wardrobe malfunction.

Now. It seems as if this is inevitable and/or preferable and should be no surprise to anyone. Those ladies perform acrobatic feats in an amount of fabric that combined would make an adequate dish towel. "What!?! The dish towel fell off while you were flipping?!? That wasn't supposed to happen...*cough*"

The laws of physics are defied everyday in many ways on that show.